you go glen coco
My name is Alex, I am socially awkward and I am a wallflower.

calculating the velocity divided by the rate of the distance of the circumference multiplied by half i figured out that I fucked your bitch

emmafatty:

(by Katherine Squier)
blindsideddd:

(by leenique)
13neighbors:

Notre Dame (by lunardust)

children must always wear a seat belt, except if you put 50 of them in one vehicle and call it a bus 

palides:

crazy about stripes.. (by bamsesayaka)
Everybody is a genius. But if you judge as fish by its ability to climb a tree, it will live its whole life believing that it is stupid.
4doors:

(by Rick宗)
me: *sneezes*
everyone:
someone else: *sneezes*
teacher: bless you
students: bless you
principal: bless you
class hamster: bless you
jesus: bless you
god: bless you
tupac: bless you
admirues:

hill house (by yossy | apt2bbakingco)
1-800-twat:

Paris (by sergiok)

if I followed you and you go to my school, and then you unfollow me, you’re dead to me tbh 

flanerie:

(by Daphna Eremina)